Here is my contribution to the dessert table at the Oscar party tomorrow night.

You won't have pie to kick around anymore.
It’s a Frosted Nixon. Notice that, like the Nixon White House, the cake is bugged. Inside however, the cake flavor is FUNFETTI, cause I hear that Nixon was a really sweet guy, deep down.
Now, this cake just makes me want to crawl inside your head, my dear. I mean, a thousand questions are on the tip of my tongue. Original idea? What possessed you? What is funfetti? Nixon was before your time, no? And on and on and on. I’m intrigued, to say the least. Sorry it took me so long to drop by again. I’ve been busy at the camp.
There is a movie about crawling into someone’s head: “Being John Malcovich” I recomend it.
Let’s see, yes – it is an original idea, but I did look at a number of political cartoons on line to find a Nixon face I though I could draw in frosting. One doesn’t get a title like Frost/Nixon every day, so one runs with it…
Funfetti is Duncan Hines flavor with colorful chips of… something?… in the batter. It’s a cake that has confetti in it.