To the tune of “Do Your Ears Hang Low?”.
Do your pants go squish?
Is it your most sincerest wish
That I take you to the table and I make a little switch?
You got your nickle’s worth so now I throw it in the ditch.
Oh, won’t you tell me, baby, do your pants go squish.
Feel free to sing it yourself. Royalty payments can be made in the form of Starbuck’s gift certificates or gas cards.