I’m watching the election returns. My shoulders are getting closer to my ears by the minute. These news people, with their wild flashing lights and invigorating music. When did elections evolve into needing the Madden style squiggle board? What’s with all the Drama! I’m half expecting a car crash! Perhaps someone will jump out and stab Charlie or wrestle Cokie to the ground and mirandize her. ABC is running the political version of the IBC Scroodge promo. You know, the one that kills the old lady.
Where is Bill Murry when I need some comic relief?
OK – I’m tied in knots. Silly pictures, then?