I got this letter today (the names have been changed to protect, well, everyone):
Thank you so much for your interest in Shmancy Literary Agency. I am afraid, however, that I will have to pass on this project. As I am sure you are aware from my website, your manuscript is simply not what I am looking for. I would recommend contacting GIGI at YOUCALLED agency. Tell her that I recommended her for this project.
Best of luck with your writing and I wish you success with placing this manuscript.
Shmancy Literary Agency
How about them apples…?